I have a vacation coming up, so I need to try on all of these jeans and shorts to see if they fit. Will you help me?
I try on all of the jeans. Some fit and some clearly do not!
I jump up and down to try to get some of them on! I try to suck in my stomach to button them. I laugh when I cannot button them or even pull them over my thighs.
I show you my bloated belly, and talk about the weight that I gained the past couple years. I feel pretty good in some of the jeans, and others I just feel like my stomach sticks out and gives me the dreaded muffin top!