“I’m so hungry I could eat a cow!” (calm down, Candi! How about starting off with some BEEF!?) Bragging that I could eat as much as I want and not gain a pound, the clip begins with me weighing myself and measuring my waist before I gorge down four 1/2 lb bacon cheeseburgers and large fries, washing it all down with a tall beer and loud satisfied belch! Watch my belly literally expand before your eyes, I can pinch more than a couple inches when I’m through, slapping my fat rolls, come see how much weight I gain when I step back on the scale and measure my waist again! I’m so stuffed I could puk3!