I just came off the beach and I’m in my bikini. I felt like everyone was staring at me because I gained at least ten lbs this week from eating way too many burgers and fries. I’m getting ready to go to the local tiki bar and can’t wait to throw on some sexy daisy duke shorts only to realize that both my size seven and size nine shorts no longer fit. My once flat tummy is now a massive muffin top. I’m mortified. I end up just throwing on a cute pair of cotton shorts because I need the elastic band at this point. Lucky for you, you get to watch me change in and out of my shorts and watch me realize how much fat I’ve gained. Enjoy the view because I’ll be working it off starting tomorrow.