I’ve just finished chugging 4 beers and my belly is so distended now. I could easily pass for pregnant! Look how swollen and round my belly is, all full and tight. The fullness makes my skin tight and shiny. I don’t think I could suck it in if I tried. Burping helps relieve the pressure, but does nothing for the bloating. It looks like I’m going to be quite round for awhile!
