It’s My birthday, and I want to celebrate by eating cake in My birthday suit. I have over three delicious pounds of cookies n cream cake. I’m going to stuff My greedy face and eat as much as I can. The whole cake is 6000 calories, and I end up eating roughly a quarter of it, totaling around 1500 calories worth of chocolate cake. The frosting is so sweet and rich, I love it. I let out a couple of burps, and I let out a single sneeze. Watch Me chewing and moaning in delight. After I’m satisfied I get up and show off My big full stuffed belly. Then I start shaking My cakes, I wiggle and bounce My big bratty butt before deciding that I should give Myself some birthday spanks. I give Myself thirty spankings for My thirtieth birthday. Celebrate with Me by watching Me be a gluttonous little brat.