Surprise! I made pizza for dinner! My dinner. I’ve tried so hard to gain weight like you want me to and figure that if I eat this whole stuffed crust pizza it will help pack on the calories. I’ve been eating all of the junk food and sweets that you bring me. My love handles are getting softer and doughier just like yiu want. Watch me eat this whole pizza, stuffed crust and all, until I’m so stuffed I can’t move and my belly is distended.