The Human Seat

Originally a custom video commission, but no names were used. Want Your Own? You are trying out for the position of my human seat, but I’m not sure you’re up to the task. You live far away from me so before you can be my personal furniture, I must measure and compare our physiques. I’m wearing suntan pantyhose and a black bra only while I measure my chest, waist, butt, biceps and thighs. I compare them to your puny measurements. Could you withstand my size? Next I let you watch my juicy butt while I set up the measuring tape on my desk. You wanted to see my seating width, the width of my ass while it is flattened on a hard surface, legs hanging down. The inches might surprise you, as well as my growing dimensions! Then it’s time to weigh-in. My weight has crept up steadily, and you won’t be disappointed. I’m approaching a very big milestone! Even I was surprised, although I was sick for 2 weeks and not able to exercise, and got back to some bad eating habits, I gained the few pounds I lost while sick with the flu and then some, very quickly. Finally I try on your tiny size Medium men’s T shirt and it’s skin tight on me. You see me topless for a bit as I talk about how you’re going to have to toughen up and get stronger in order to be my warm human seat. I describe how you’ll have to train, how we’ll have to practice with shorter sessions, perhaps watching TV and you can take a break and get me a snack or drink, to catch your breath after my heavy weight crushes the air out of your chest. Then I compare a few items which are your size: a can of red bull which is as deep as your waist lying down, you can see how much thicker my waist is than yours! I take a bowl that is as wide as your chest and sit on it, my ass dwarfing your frame completely. You would be lost under the glory that is my butt. You know you’re no match for me, but you certainly can try your best to be my ideal human seat.

The Human Seat

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