I’ve got a box of Krispy Kreme’s signature chocolate and chocolate frosted with sprinkle doughnuts. Look at all the weight I’ve put on since you’ve started feeding me. At this time last year I could easily fit into this thong and bra, now I’m practically bursting the seams! You love seeing me spill out of my way too small clothes as I stuff my face full of these calorie leaden doughnuts. Even if I don’t finish the box, just imagine how many calories I’ll be consuming to increase my rolls. My chubby belly will just keep expanding with each bite I take of these delicious, fatty doughnuts. Will I be able to finish the whole box? Watch and find out.