Stuffing Myself for Summer + Measuring Bloat

Summer is here, which means it’s time to work on getting a nice fat ass to fill out these shorts! I’m challenging myself to finish a HUGE kabob plate with beef, steak, chicken, rice, pita, salad, and Greek yogurt. Normally I can only finish half of it in a single sitting, but if I want to add meat to these bones I’m going to need to push myself. I start by measuring my waist. It’s 29”, meaning I’ve added half an inch since I last measured. I strip down to my bra and shorts and chow down, washing the kabob down with two cans of soda which cause me to let out loud burps as I eat. My stomach rapidly expands to bulge over my shorts. At one point I spill soda down my belly and onto my shorts, so I take the shorts off and continue eating in my thong. I get through the whole thing in under 25 minutes – quite an accomplishment considering this meal normally takes me multiple sittings over a few hours to get down! I’m so bloated – my stomach is as taut as a drum! I measure my waist again to show you my incredible new measurement – a solid 34”!

For the last seven minutes I slip on a skin-tight dress that shows EVERY bulge! I look like a sausage stuffed into this embarrassingly revealing outfit, but I can’t help stuffing my face with a little dessert anyway as I rub my big, bloated belly and tell you I know how hard it made you to watch me stuff myself. I strip back down to my bra and thong as I encourage you to jerk off on my painfully bloated belly, imagining all those calories distributing themselves as fat on my body.

Stuffing Myself for Summer + Measuring Bloat

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