Sorry I’m late for our lunch date! Well, actually I’m not. Hah, I was out last night and went home with a guy. He was so hot that I left my panties at his house. You probably wouldn’t know what that’s like since you’ve turned into such a fatass since the last time we went out. Haha! How much weight has your obese ass gained, 50+lbs?? Hahaha, that must suck to be you, so fat and ugly. Look how skinny I am! I’m on this great new diet that makes me so lean and strong. I’m so skinny that I could have any man I wanted. Just look at how small my stomach is! Oh, I see you took the liberty to order for me…. Well, I can’t eat carbs, but I guess I could eat a fourth of this and then do an extra cardio session tonight. At least you were smart and ordered me water. Wow, this pasta tastes really good. Well, maybe I could eat half of it and then do an extra session with my personal trainer. Your overweight fatass probably has never stepped foot in a gym. Oh my goodness, this is so good. I can’t stop eating! That makes sense after all, that a fat bitch like yourself would have good taste in food since you probably eat constantly. Ah, oh no, I can’t stop eating! Help! This tastes so good, but it’s going to make me so fat! Oh no, I cleaned my whole plate…. Oh, my perfectly flat stomach is so huge and fat right now. Surely I can work this off by tomorrow. You fat bitch! What did you do to me?! I need to call my trainer right now. I don’t think I can exercise this fat belly off!