I just drove home from work and I had to undo my shorts because my belly is SO bloated. Look at how huge it is, there is no way I can even try to suck it in. I guess I had a huge lunch and I guess that’s why my belly looks extra fat, look at how it sticks out on top of my shorts. I have a giant muffin top right now. I poke and play with my enormous belly, and show it to you from all sides and angles. I look at my big belly and make it jiggle and I keep laughing. I feel like I can’t even move my belly is so bloated and swollen.