This was the request, I followed it exactly! Enjoy! – You would talk about how you’ve gained weight because you quit doing any exercise, and started eating really unhealthy and drinking a lot of beer. – Talk about how you used to be pretty fit, but now you are so “out of shape” and get out of breath really easily, even walking up the stairs to your apartment. It’d be awesome if you demonstrated by doing jumping jacks or something and showed how out of breath you get by doing only a little exercise. – Talk about how your friends have made fun of you for getting fat. Talk about the names they’ve called you/things they’ve been saying. They’ve been calling you “overweight”, “out of shape”, “chubs”, “porky”, “jelly belly” etc. They also have fun poking and shaking your belly, watching it shake (you should demonstrate please 🙂 ). They also tell you to order a salad and water when you go out to eat together. – You could show off your weight gain (particularly the belly), shaking/jiggling/slapping your belly (to make a noise) – You could try on a pair of jeans or shorts and show how they’re a really tight fit and give you a muffin top. – You should also try (and fail) to touch your toes, talking about how hard it is, but how you used to be able to do it easily. You should say something like “it’s probably coz of this big gut in the way” and slap/shake your belly. You should also talk about how your belly bunches up into fat rolls when you try to touch your toes/bend over, and you should count them and play with them. But yeah, the more belly jiggling/slapping/rolls the better, and make fun of yourself too!