You play a naive woman – very sweet, but a bit of a ditz. You’re walking by in public in an outfit that exposes your belly well (maybe a tank top and shorts or a top and a skirt). The viewer calls you over as you walk by. Without hesitation, you come over and say hello, and introduce yourself. The viewer tells you they have a favor to ask you. You ask what it is, and they reveal that they like your belly. You’re a little shy to take the compliment, mentioning you’ve always had a big belly and have been self-conscious of it. You talk a lot about your belly – you’ve never been able to get rid of it, it’s loud and obnoxious (it lets out a gurgle), it always knocks things over (you demonstrate this on the viewer, bumping into them with it). After bumping the viewer, you become slightly less shy (seeming to want the viewer’s approval) and playing with your belly (sucking in and out from different angles/jiggling it).
In fact, you lost your last job for eating on the job, you mention. You tell the viewer you would literally inhale food. The viewer tells you they don’t believe you. You’re offended by this, almost as though your pride has been hurt (“Excuse me?” “How dare you!”). You argue that you were totally able to do it (“Can too!” “Stop making fun of me! Why don’t you believe me?”). Without thinking and without malice, you decide to demonstrate and inhale (“I used to be able to do it, JUST like this!”). The viewer is slowly pulled towards your mouth as you suck in a large quantity of air.
From a tight angle (fish-eye lens?) with your face in the shot, your belly inflates outwards, with an exaggerated motion (it may pay off using your stomach muscles to create extra motions to convey a sense of elasticity and bounciness; in other words, push in and out, as though your stomach was a water balloon, once the viewer has been swallowed). You stomach lets out a big, squelchy GLURP as it expands outwards. You still have the same clueless, ditzy expression on your face, after you swallow. You look around to see where the viewer went, confusedly. You look around for a few good minutes. You look left and right, making quick movements as you turn, all of which
make your stomach slosh.
Eventually, you piece it together – the viewer was puled into your mouth! You lament, as you realize this will not go well for your interview – a big belly full of another person. You whine that they need to get out of your belly, but they can’t, despite their struggling. You decide to bite the bullet and walk to the interview, with your gut impossible to hide – it was the viewer’s fault for making your have to show them anyways. While walking through public, your stomach occasionally lurches forward and gurgles. You talk to your stomach whispering to it to calm down. If you manage to conversation with someone along the way, make some mention of your stomach (joke that you feel like you swallowed someone whole, complain about how much you just ate – the funnier/weirder, the better). You
eventually arrive at the office for the interview.
The interview is indoors. You’re seated across from your potential employer. You had hoped for a table to be in the middle of you to conceal yourself, but there is none (you make mention of this as you enter). You sit down, introduce yourself, and try to maintain composure. As you are asked and answering questions, your stomach will lurch and gurgle or you’ll burp. After a while and several lame attempts to direct attention away from your belly, the employer asks what’s going on with your stomach. He gets closer as if to inspect you. You look around nervously, as you’re being watched. Your stomach lurches around and lets out bassy gurgles, to your dismay. You mention you had a lot of “live” food earlier. Your stomach won’t quit moving and belching, as you’re being observed by the employer. You’re expecting to bomb when the employer says you’ve got the job. You’re stunned as he tells you he wants you to show up looking just the way you do – and to continue eating whatever it is you wait. You thank him for his time as the camera focuses on a frontal shot of your sloshing belly as you walk out.
This remake is made in the style of through the chest, stomach and crotch fades.